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Ender's Game

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Skyfall

Skyfall

Bond is back with the newest addition to the franchise, Judy Dench, the old crow nearly gets bond killed. Bond doesn't like this. Lots of other stuff happens, most of it seems a bit boring. Craig was great when he first took the mantle, however, I find myself wanting somebody else to take over the job.He's run his course give somebody else a shot. Like Cuba Gooding...

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District 9

District 9

I kind of forgot how awesome District 9 was... then I remembered again. I also remembered when Neill Blomkamp directed a nice Halo short on youtube, which got me super hyped for the eagerly anticipated District 9. Then when I saw District 9 I thought it was the best movie of the year. I felt sorry for the squid aliens though, crash landing in south africa, that's a bit shit...

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Fight Club

Fight Club

Two dudes start an underground Fight Club which spirals out of control and into an underground revolution, I hate it when that happens. There are a bunch of rules in Fight Club, most of which involve not talking about it. But I was never one for rules, so if my body wakes up in a muddy river somewhere covered in pigeon shit you'll know what happened to me.After the...

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The Master

The Master

The Master is acting chops galore, it stars Joaquin Phoenix, Philip Seymour Hoffman and Amy Adams. Even after watching 'The Master' I wasn't 100% sure I fully understood it, as with all Paul Thomas Anderson movies, it requires a deeper study. There are some incredible scenes, which make me totally in awe of Phoenix and Hoffman.The story at times feels a little slow...

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I Give It a Year

I Give It a Year

So, this is my 'Give It a Year Review'. In all honesty, I've been bored with the recent comedies that have been released lately, Judd Apatow keeps managing to spew the same old shit and there isn't really any new innovative ideas (just mostly a bunch of jokes about sucking dicks).Which is fine, there's nothing wrong with adhering to a working formula, however, It m...

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