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Ender's Game

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Lawless

Lawless

Only a few things seemed to really irk me, one of which was that rotten toe rag Shia LaBeouf. He's an alright actor he just annoys me, he has one of those annoying faces. Anyway, back to the important part. Tom Hardy is brilliant in Lawless, he manages to capture every scene he's in - he looks a little fat, but I think that might be down to his Batman role and was still tryi...

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Stand Up Guys

Stand Up Guys

I am in two minds about Stand Up Guys. I thought it was pretty decent for the most part, Pacino and Walken were pretty hilarious all the way through, however, something felt a little weird... Maybe the story lost me towards the end, I found myself drifting. It just feels easily forgettable. Not great but not terrible either. More of an inbetweener.Check it out if yo...

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Argo

Argo

Argo is pretty much one of the best movies I've seen in recent times, don't get me wrong, there's a lot of things wrong with it. For one, it's very much got the Hollywood tint sprinkled over it. However, it's a brilliant experience. I was one of those people who actually knew how talented Ben Affleck was, ever since Good Will Hunting, you could tell he had the talent. ...

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Upside Down

Upside Down

Upside Down is one of those movies with an awesome premise. The fact there are two worlds on one planet. One in the sky and one down below, how is this possible you may ask? Well my reply would be don't fucking ask me I didn't write the thing you shit. However, I'll try my best to explain. It goes like this. There are two worlds one up above in the sky and one down below, li...

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Captain America: The First Avenger

Captain America: The First Avenger

Captain America: The First Avenger is by no means a bad movie, it has glimpses of greatness I just felt the glimpses came few and far between. On the other hand though, Chris Evans (not the ginger DJ) played Captain America brilliantly, he was believable and had wispy hair. Thumbs up to you sir. However, the story just felt a little boring and towards the second half I just...

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Let the Right One In

Let the Right One In

Let the Right One In is probably one of the best modern day Horror movies I've seen in a long time. It's incredibly well shot and the story is superb. The best thing about this movie though, is without a doubt the actors and how authentic they make the story feel. Let the Right One In is a movie that deserves all the acclaim it gets.There's some freaky moments in t...

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Jack Reacher

Jack Reacher

I wasn't overly fond of the idea of Tom Cruise being Jack Reacher, since Jack reacher is well over 6ft and built like a brick shit house in the Lee Child books, Cruise is a mere hobbit sized 5'7 and maybe about 195 and some change, at a push. However, Cruise has never really had an issue being the leading man and he does a great job in Jack Reacher. I slowly began to forget...

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Hotel Transylvania

Hotel Transylvania

Hotel Transylvania is a very lovely animated movie which seems to be quite original, the concept is very sweet and has a lot of pop culture references which are rather charming. The story centres around Dracula and his lovely daughter Mavis who run a hotel for monsters, Dracula like most fathers, is very overprotective and doesn't want Mavis to wonder off into the civilisati...

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Dredd

Dredd

Listen here punks, I am the law around here, but I guess Dredd is a close second. Dredd is gritty and as real as it gets, it's the type of movie that does the Dredd fan boys proud. Karl Urban plays Judge Dredd the ultimate bad ass, whoopin' ass constantly throughout this movie. I knew it was a winner even from the trailers and even with a modest 50 million budget it feels li...

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The Amazing Spider-Man

The Amazing Spider-Man

The best thing about The Amazing Spider-Man is the lack of emo Toby Maguire, I think Spider-Man 3 upset a lot of people, after the success of the second they really had a great opportunity to introduce Venom, however they blew it. They gave Toby a tub of hair gel and said 'Go get em' kid'. It was actually one of the most creepiest scenes in the whole of cinema seeing Emo Pet...

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