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The Lone Ranger

POSTED ON: 2013-08-12 18:30:42 - POSTED BY: themoviejudge
The Judge gives The Lone Ranger...

Bad. Like a thousand arrows through the dickhole bad.

The Lone Ranger is a movie that never could hold up, especially if it's made by Disney. Sure, Disney produce some good movies however this isn't one of them. I don't really know where this movie failed, other than knowing it did. I don't think it was down to the performances, I thought Depp did a great job as Tonto - a charismatic Native American andArmie Hammer did ok as The Lone Ranger, I just felt he didn't quite shine as brightly as Depp.

The Story

I think the issue with The Lone Ranger is that the story is just boring. They seem to walk around a lot, talking about stuff. But nothing really happens until the end, I just felt rather bored with it all. I'd of rather of watched that animated GIF of that overweight cat running on a treadmill underwater, you know the one.

Will there ever be a sequel?

Perhaps. I'm not entirely sure. I think with a better script and a better Director anything is possible. This is by no means the worst movie in the world, however I really don't think it could ever hold the weight of time.

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