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VERDICT: Short, sweet and slutty. Just how I like my Russian mail order brides

VERDICT: Great movie. Apart from that scrote Shia LaBeouf

VERDICT: Pretty good, kinda... but not really.

VERDICT: Argo fuck yourself (You'll understand once you see the movie)

VERDICT: The Master is brilliant. I think in one scene Joaquin Phoenix masterbates into a sandcastle. Not for the average moviegoer.

VERDICT: Great concept. Underwhelming in the end. Might have to watch the movie Upside Down to understand it all.

VERDICT: Not bad I guess. Skinny kid gets buff from machine. Machine dies. Everyone is sad. Skinny buff kid throws shiny shield at people.

VERDICT: A bag of spanners. Feel sorry for Matthew Fox who lost half his body weight to prepare for the role. Waste of time.

VERDICT: Let the Right One In and not the wrong one.

VERDICT: Great action packed thriller. The poison dwarf Tom Cruise is as charismatic as ever